Friday, November 30, 2007

Stoooopid Jokes

Hey peeps,

it's me again! Dont intend to blog but suddenly i thought of a joke, when i was showering! HAHA! Therefore, here i am, blogging!

Hahaha! The joke goes like this...

Once upon a time, there is this group of YOUNG bugs who are having their first lesson of the year. Like human kids, they need to elect who get to be the monitor, welfare rep etc...

Therefore the Cockroach teacher, stood right at the front asking the YOUNG bugs :
"Who wants to be the monitor?"

No one stood up except for 1....

The lizard stood up!

That's how Monitor Lizard came about. LOL!!!

MUAHAHA!

Part 2 of the joke!
However, when Ms Cockroach wants to pair Monitor Lizard with another female rep, she cant find any.
This is because, Lizard has only 1 gender, which is MALE.
Because, have you ever heard of Monitress's lizard?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

One more funny thing that happened just now! As TK and I have to work tml, so i msg-ed him and ask him where to meet etc tml. He actually requested me to meet him INSIDE THE PLATFORM.

I wondered to myself, where the hell is "INSIDE THE PLATFORM" haha!

My TK little BIG boy, it should be either meet you "In the train" or "At the platform".

Got that? HAHA!

Till then, good luck for the upcoming mid-sem test!

Yours truly,
KB
Signing off

(:


Disclaimer: Whether lizards have a single gender or not, im not sure. This is only soley for entertainment purposes.

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