Hey all,
Wah lau you all better be honoured sia, I deflowered my blogging-virginess for all of you! Touched right?
Nyways, I've been quite busy (lazy also) recently so I let all of the other stoooopid members post first.
Okok, lemme now share some inspiring facts with you all:
Did YOU know that:
1) King Tut's face has officially been exposed so people know how he looks like now lah. But thing is his identity was ONLY uncovered 3,500 years after his death. This practically makes him the oldest tut (tart, get the pun?) alive. - My classmate actually used this joke during our radio class. POWER MAN!
2) A camel has THREE. Lemme repeat 3, san, tiga, (tries to think about other languages for three but fails) eyelids! WOW FACTORNESS 10/10 man. - Again another joke during radio class
3) A man in India got married to a bitch recently. And when I say bitch I don't mean I'm-a-slut-sleep-around kinda bitch but as in woof woof bark bark BITCH!!! He sorta killed 2 dogs a while ago and got cursed or what lah so he had to, what else, but marry a FRIGGIN' dog to redeem himself. (PINK bridal sari) CUTEAMUNDO MAN! - A joke from Gold 90FM
There you go! Blog virginity no more!
This has been Freeman. Signin' off!
PS: I'm REALLY not stupid, just geographically challenged :-)
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