Stoooopid Jokes

Hey peeps,

it's me again! Dont intend to blog but suddenly i thought of a joke, when i was showering! HAHA! Therefore, here i am, blogging!

Hahaha! The joke goes like this...

Once upon a time, there is this group of YOUNG bugs who are having their first lesson of the year. Like human kids, they need to elect who get to be the monitor, welfare rep etc...

Therefore the Cockroach teacher, stood right at the front asking the YOUNG bugs :
"Who wants to be the monitor?"

No one stood up except for 1....

The lizard stood up!

That's how Monitor Lizard came about. LOL!!!

MUAHAHA!

Part 2 of the joke!
However, when Ms Cockroach wants to pair Monitor Lizard with another female rep, she cant find any.
This is because, Lizard has only 1 gender, which is MALE.
Because, have you ever heard of Monitress's lizard?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

One more funny thing that happened just now! As TK and I have to work tml, so i msg-ed him and ask him where to meet etc tml. He actually requested me to meet him INSIDE THE PLATFORM.

I wondered to myself, where the hell is "INSIDE THE PLATFORM" haha!

My TK little BIG boy, it should be either meet you "In the train" or "At the platform".

Got that? HAHA!

Till then, good luck for the upcoming mid-sem test!

Yours truly,
KB
Signing off

(:


Disclaimer: Whether lizards have a single gender or not, im not sure. This is only soley for entertainment purposes.

Introduction...

Sorry to have this late introduction but the unknown character Victor is a friend of Adriel's. He will be a key importence to drive our stoooopid blog to the pits of abysmal. Haha just kidding I meant that to sore us to the heavens. Okay fine I don't know how to make this sound any cooler or dumber. But anyway WELCOME VICTOR!!! Please post something for us to acknowledge your existence in this blog thank you. ANYWAY, back to our main goal. TO WIN THAT FRICKING PRIZE!!!!!...
So guys...send them in...=D...and please Adriel don't nippler crippler me anymore...I wanted to go swimming but I have another nipple above my nipple...

Jared...

Singapore's Funniest Home Videos (SFV), Competition

Hey peeps,

as the name has suggested, the Singapore version of "American's Funniest Home Videos" (AFV) is coming soon.

We intend to send in the "Kicking Freeman's Nuts" video, and if we win, i said "if" (since it's Freeman's Nuts we are kicking) we will be buying a video camera for MORE lame and dumb videos..

To add in to our current member list, we proudly welcome "TK" (not clap*3, but more of piak piak piak)

Why "piak"?
Go to your kitchen and pour the oil into a bowl and hit it with your hands. Well, know what i mean right?

Besides, it's kinda of chilly hitting TK as well. Well, as you all know, summit normally has EXTREMELY low temperature.

Competition (ATTRACTIVE PRIZES TO BE WON)

Event : Touch TK's mountain(s) for more than a minute to win a prize.

How to win?
Send in your videos(in mp4 or avi format) of touching TK for more than a minute, which means the longer, the better it is. Multiple entries are welcome. (:

Prizes:
1st - - $10 voucher
2nd - - $5 voucher
3rd - - $2 voucher
Consolation prize: Teh ping from Design.

Terms & Conditions/Disclaimer
1) KB shall not be liable for any injuries done by anyone, anywhere.
2) This competition is entirely voluntarily.
3) KB shall reserve the rights to change the rules/prizes at any point of time without any prior notice.
4) If at any point of time, one gets devoured/flooded by TK, there is no insurance coverage to be claimed.

Hint for you to win this competition:
1) He loves food (obviously)
2) He loves ____ ( i cant think of any other things other than food)

this has been your favourite member around,
kb.

Yours truly,
KB
Signing off

(:

PS: I bet TK will be saying "KB, as if you are not fat!" HAHA and for goodness sake, TK stop flooding the tagboard with your oil. =P

Something Stoooopid in SomethingStoooopid™

YO!! As the title suggest, SOMETHING REALLY STOOOOPID™ is going to happen in -SomethingStoooopid™-

Currently the administrator are Adriel, Freeman, and Jared... HMMM KB is kinda silence on his part... well totally no idea hu the hack is victor so shant talk much... HMMMM... THAN WAD THE FCUK IS THE STOOPID THING LA!!!

BOOM!!!!!
YESSA!!! THE LONG AWAITING, LONG WANTED, LONG "Talk about" TK is HERE IN SomethingStoooopid™ -Clap clap clap clap clap-

*I bet KB is gotta say -Slap slap slap slap slap- -.-""

LOL!!! YES YES YES!! TK HAS JOINED IN THE SomethingStoooopid™ editing team! WOAH! Another round of -Clap clap clap clap clap-!! XD (*Stop it ar KB!)

Well... crappy sucky TK is on his way... abit slow ar... must understand his situation ma... He takes longer time than normal peeps to get to his destination... PLUS PLUS PLUS- He need to carry his wellknown 5 "Gia-mongous-Giant-Humongous" Mountians when he walks! (Surprize that this wasn't discuss earlier in any entries by the 3 useless stoooopid administrator... T-T)

SO SO SO... Before TK comes, Let me breifly tells you how stoooopid™ the 3 useless bumbs are:

Adriel- Also known as the -Stoooopid™ Nutcracker-
Loves to crack other people nuts ever since his had been cracked by TK... YAWN~ Mentally and Sexually Unstable, Ever Since Then- he has been going around doing something stooopid- PPL~ SEE HIM... RUN~ IF not~ GOOD LUCK FOR UR NUTS! XD ++Applicable for Guys only :D

Freeman- Well known for his multiple sexual identity- Free-man,sex,gay & most imptly-Lostman
Well... He can be damn stoooopid at times that no one can tahan! He dont even know how to get his butts down to Bedok market 85- And the LAST THING this STUPID MAN can do is to bring along a HP that is not charged -_-||| You Will and You Shall BE AMAZED by his Stupidity
PLUS PLUS PLUS!!- He had been gaying with so many guys and offering it for -FREE- SO GAYS OUT THERE! CLEAN YOUR ARSSHOLD AND BEHOLD THE STONGEST FREE SEX-ED OFFER BY OUR ADMINSTRATOR- FREEMAN!!
++APPLICABLE TO GAYS ONLY

Jared- Well known for his Stoooopid™-Want-To-Do personality...
The last thing a man would do is to explore ways to wack his own dick =+_+=
And this GOONS HAS DONE IT... ONCE again... -_-"

OMG TK IS HERE!-

Well You'R Right! U'r not left!!~ I Am the faggot, the maggot, the fattest™ adminstrator, TK YO(Supposably to be YEO)! YUP the Fomous RED SPECTS GOONS~ Yaya... -.- I m the one that causes that -Stoooopid™- Tower from leaning~ KAYS KAYS KAYS- I M GUILTY =.=

Alright Personnally I m not STOOOOPID at all- As compared to KB-
Well... But perhaps i m Stoooopid in terms of ENGLISH... YAWN...
Talking About KB- He has the Lamest Joke one earth and possess the Lamest and Stoooopiest Genes in him- Well perhaps the Head of Stoooopid™ Clan... :D

Alright people!~ Get used to the SomethingStoooopid™ New adminstrator- TK. YO!! More post to be up soon :D

TATA!!

Love Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me XD
DR TK Yeo!

O.M.F.G.W.T.FUAH LOU EH!!!

Hey peeps...things have been funny and stoooopid as usual in our little lives...balls have been kicked (thanks freesex/gay/man)...and erm postcards have been made...


Don't worry guys there is more to come...we'll do more things right after the swelling from both freeman/sex/gay and I have subsided...Tk will be our next guest...hope his special appearance jolted the crowd to scream and cheer for more...


hahahahahaha...The next one seems so funny in my head no one can even fathom...But I hope you guys like it...so stay tuned and check us out regularly...oh and remember to send in your own funny stories, videos and/or pictures...


Jared...

Hey all,

I shall post my second post in this Stoooopid blog. They came to my house on Wednesday night and we were crapping about a lot of stuffs.

We did quite a lot of stuffs like the post below mine, and also created this picture. Pls look at the top right hand corner. (:

There you go!


This has been Freeman & KB. Signin' off!

Freeman is in charge of the pic.
KB only follows Freeman's order in this post. (:

As promised Jared's nut kick

You have got to be kidding me. Freeman fell for the oldest trick in the book!

Jared was going to attempt kicking himself in the nuts while Freeman and me filmed. Freeman volunteered to be the close up camera man, hence leaving me with the job of being safely located across the room filming the whole incident. As Jared prepared, 1, 2............. 3 and Bam he kicked Freeman. However having bad aim or something, he didn't hit directly. Leaving Freeman an opportunity to quickly recover and get him back. Watch the video above. I couldn't stop laughing and by the end of the whole ordeal my abs were seriously having cramps.

Cheers
Adriel Out.

Freeman's Virgin Blogging Experience

Hey all,

Wah lau you all better be honoured sia, I deflowered my blogging-virginess for all of you! Touched right?

Nyways, I've been quite busy (lazy also) recently so I let all of the other stoooopid members post first.

Okok, lemme now share some inspiring facts with you all:

Did YOU know that:

1) King Tut's face has officially been exposed so people know how he looks like now lah. But thing is his identity was ONLY uncovered 3,500 years after his death. This practically makes him the oldest tut (tart, get the pun?) alive. - My classmate actually used this joke during our radio class. POWER MAN!

2) A camel has THREE. Lemme repeat 3, san, tiga, (tries to think about other languages for three but fails) eyelids! WOW FACTORNESS 10/10 man. - Again another joke during radio class

3) A man in India got married to a bitch recently. And when I say bitch I don't mean I'm-a-slut-sleep-around kinda bitch but as in woof woof bark bark BITCH!!! He sorta killed 2 dogs a while ago and got cursed or what lah so he had to, what else, but marry a FRIGGIN' dog to redeem himself. (PINK bridal sari) CUTEAMUNDO MAN! - A joke from Gold 90FM

There you go! Blog virginity no more!

This has been Freeman. Signin' off!

PS: I'm REALLY not stupid, just geographically challenged :-)

Fire Fart

Haha great, someone wants to kick his nuts! HAHA!!

Ok, this video is damn lame, but we can always ask TK to try! HAHA!
Maybe he fart, he will burn the whole school down.
HAHAHA!

Therefore, never underestimate the power of farting!

Another dumb thing that happen today, if you guys did receive a msg from TK.
How did the SMS came about?
The story goes like this:

TK and Jason were having lunch.
TK, being lazy as always (=P), asked jason to help him to put his tray back.
Jason rejected him and TK threaten him.

That is basically how the SMS came about! HAHA! FUNNY TK!

Ok, dumb me, this entry has no meaning! LOL!

Enjoy kicking nuts people!

Signing off,
your favourite member,
KB

Live and exclusive

LIVE and exclusive guys! Please read the convo.


Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
okie okie
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
we go do something stupid la
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
wanna see me kick myself in the nuts?
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
is that u in the dp?
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
damn cool eh
adriel. says:
okay sure haha
adriel. says:
hahahah
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
okie
adriel. says:
yup
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
bring your camera
adriel. says:
why
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
nothin just cool
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
or maybe i jump over stuff
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
then show the fallies
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
let me go call freeman now
adriel. says:
i think u kick yourself best haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
lol
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
eh i managed to lure freeman out
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i told him i was going to kick myslef in the nuts
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
adriel. says:
haha
adriel. says:
whoa
adriel. says:
then i bet he said
adriel. says:
OKAYYY
adriel. says:
ahha
adriel. says:
right? haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
yea
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
adriel. says:
what time is he free
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
but he is like onli free at about 5
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
bitch
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
anyway i was thinking wanna go eat dinner together tmr
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
at the hawker centre
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
wait how do i kick myself in the nuts
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
hahahahah
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
wait
adriel. says:
haha ohh
adriel. says:
anything lo
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i got something damn funny
adriel. says:
u go practice!
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
but u don't kick too hard k?
adriel. says:
what?
adriel. says:
u kick yourself! not me
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
oh yea ok
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
truice
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
adriel. says:
i don't wanna dirty my shin or shoe aha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
lol
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
anyway we have truice
adriel. says:
yes yes
adriel. says:
i know
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
okie

Live and only for tomorrow, Jared will attempt to kick himself in the nuts and me and Freeman will be there to witness and film it down. If you want to see, please contact any of us via the tag board! This is an open invite especially to our GC gang :D

Part 2
After hours of pondering

Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
hey dude
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i'm back
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
sry about that
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i've been thinking about it
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
and i think i found a way to kick my own nuts
adriel. says:
howw
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i'll show u tmr
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
if i can
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i might not be able to though
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
i'm just curious thats all
adriel. says:
haha okay
adriel. says:
maybe you could google it
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
ask shawn
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
ask him to google
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
he'll sure do it
Jared......na bei...sick again... says:
haha
adriel. says:
haha good on ya mate

Cheers
Adriel Out.

Its about time someone gets kicked in the nuts don't you think :D

This is some advert from Nz. Seeing that I have lived there for a few years ago,



Listen carefully to the words that they use. Not many stupid things have been happening as I would have liked but we did go to 85 market for dinner last Friday. And No Freeman did not get lost. :D

Hopefully in the coming days or weeks, there will be more interesting things to write about. Its about time someone gets kicked in the nuts don't you think :D

Cheers
Adriel Out.

Hi, in order to become member, you have to have more than 4 O's (in/around your body).

This is because this blog is "Some Stoooopid Blog" which consists of 4 O's.

For me, I have A LOT OF Os in/around my body, therefore i am qualified.

If you want to be part of our team, hesitate no more and start searching for O's in/around your body.

Take pictures of the Os you've got and send to either definestoopid@gmail.com or fuggy1990@hotmail.com, which will be check by the dirty-minded smart Jared frequently.

HAHA!

:) Enjoy the week, people! (:

Signing off,
your favourite member,
KB

Attention

This is an open INVITE to those who we know. An invitation for you to join this clan/blog. Serious people need not apply.

In order to qualify, firstly you have to know Adriel, Freeman or Jared.
Be really stupid or ACT stupid just like us. Even though we are intelligent people.
Enjoys sharing stupidity.
Gets kicks out of stupid stories or jokes.
Must be a loyal supporter of this blog.

If you are willing to go the extra mile.............. to be stupid and want to tell about it. Please apply here. Contact Jared at fuggy1990@hotmail.com ( this is his real email) Feel free to send him links to free gay porn or whatever you like! Haha.

Cheers
Adriel Out.

Introduction Into The Stoooopid World Of Ours

Well this is the start of many stupid and hopefully funny blog posts from Adriel, Freeman and I (Jared). Okie this is a free blog so anyone with a funny story will be posted here. We three are the pioneers of what we hope is the beginning of a stoooopid adventure.

Our little history...
Adriel showed me some funny blogposts and we decided to make a blog that is dedicated to showing the stoooopidity of well us and other people. Well then just yesterday we decided to create it and TADA!!!! SOMETHINGSTOOOOPID.BLOGSPOT.COM was born!!!! This maybe the dumbest idea in the world or the most brillent. Just like how Adriel thought it be right to use a pen clicker to open a bottle of Vodka. It failed la and I lost the only pen i brought to Vietnam.

Well thats that. Keep viewing because there will be more stoooopid posts and soon videos. I think. Well thats what the others proposed and I think we all have to act in it. Haiz. It does not sound safe for me what so ever.

Jared...